This is a repeat after me song!
TARZAN!
Was swinging on a rubber band
Smashed into a frying pan
Now Tarzan’s got a tan
JANE!
Was flying in an aeroplane
Smashed into a freeway lane
Now Jane’s got a pain
Now Tarzan’s got a tan
CHEETA!
Was walkin’ down the streeta
Groovin’ to the beata
Now Cheeta is veleeta
SHAMU!
Was swimmin’ in the ocean blue
Smashed into a big canoe
Now Shamu’s gonna sue
Now Cheeta is velveeta
Now Jane’s got a pain
Now Tarzan’s got a tan
SQUIRREL!
Was ridin’ on the tilt a whirl
Crashed into a little girl
Now Squirrel’s gonna hurl
Now Shamu’s gonna sue
Now Cheeta is velveeta
Now Jane’s got a pain
Now Tarzan’s got a tan
MONKEY!
Was swingin’ from tree to tree
Got stung by a bumblebee
Now Monkey is so funky
ROGER!
Was pitchin’ for the Dodgers
Hit someone larger
Now Roger’s not a Dodger
KING TUT!
Doin’ the Egyptian strut
Fell into a rut
Now Tut’s on his butt
CHARLIE!
Was ridin’ on his Harley
Crashed into Bob Marley
Now Charlie’s not so gnarly
RHONDA!
Was drivin’ in her Honda
Drove into a pond-a
Now Rhonda has no Honda