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This is not really a song, more like a chant or an exercise. This is an excellent way to stimulate the brain for both kids and adults!

One hen (One hen)
One hen, two ducks (One hen, two ducks)
One hen, two ducks, three squawking geese

(One hen, two ducks, three squawking geese)
Four limerick oysters

(One hen, two ducks, three squawking geese
Four limerick oysters)
Five corpulent porpoises

(One hen, two ducks, three squawking geese
Four limerick oysters
Five corpulent porpoises)
Six pairs of Don Alverso’s tweezers

(One hen, two ducks, three squawking geese
Four limerick oysters
Five corpulent porpoises
Six pairs of Don Alverso’s tweezers)
Seven thousand Macedonians in full battle array

(One hen, two ducks, three squawking geese
Four limerick oysters
Five corpulent porpoises
Six pairs of Don Alverso’s tweezers
Seven thousand Macedonians in full battle array)
Eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Egypt

(One hen, two ducks, three squawking geese
Four limerick oysters
Five corpulent porpoises
Six pairs of Don Alverso’s tweezers
Seven thousand Macedonians in full battle array
Eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Egypt)
Nine apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic old men on roller skates with a marked propensity towards procrastination and sloth

(One hen, two ducks, three squawking geese
Four limerick oysters
Five corpulent porpoises
Six pairs of Don Alverso’s tweezers
Seven thousand Macedonians in full battle array
Eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Egypt
Nine apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic old men on roller skates with a marked propensity towards procrastination and sloth)
Ten lyrical, spherical, diabolical denizens of the deep who haul, stall around the corner of the quo, of the quay, of the quivey at the very same time!

(One hen, two ducks, three squawking geese
Four limerick oysters
Five corpulent porpoises
Six pairs of Don Alverso’s tweezers
Seven thousand Macedonians in full battle array
Eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Egypt
Nine apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic old men on roller skates with a marked propensity towards procrastination and sloth…
Te-e-e-e-e-en lyrical, spherical, diabolical denizens of the deep who haul, stall around the corner of the quo, of the quay, of the quivey at the very same time!)

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