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[Repeat After Me]

What can make a hippopotamus smile?
What can make him run for more than a mile?
It’s not a party with a paper hat
Or a bowl of candy that will make him fat
That’s not what hippos do
I said that’s not what hippos do!

(Chorus)
They ooze through the gooze without any shoes
They wade through the water till their lips turn blue
That’s what hippos do
I said that’s what hippos do!

What can make a hippopotamus smile?
What can make him run for more than a mile?
It’s not a tune on the old violin
Or listening to the sound of the whistling wind
That’s not what hippos do
I said that’s not what hippos do!
(Chorus)

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