Bazooka bubblegum, bazooka-zooka bubble gum
My mom gave me a penny
She said go buy a henny
But I didn’t buy no henny
Instead, I bought some bubblegum (clap hands together over head, in rhythm with next two lines)
Bazooka-zooka bubblegum
Bazooka-zooka bubblegum
My mom gave me a nickel
She said go buy a pickle
But I didn’t buy no pickle
Instead, I bought some bubblegum (clap hands together over head, in rhythm with next two lines)
Bazooka-zooka bubblegum
Bazooka-zooka bubblegum
My mom gave me a dime
She said go buy a lime
But I didn’t buy no lime
Instead, I bought some bubblegum (clap hands together over head, in rhythm with next two lines)
Bazooka-zooka bubblegum
Bazooka-zooka bubblegum
My mom gave me a quarter
She said go buy some water (say with a bit of an accent to make it rhyme with ‘quarter’)
But I didn’t buy no water
Instead, I bought some bubblegum (clap hands together over head, in rhythm with next two lines)
Bazooka-zooka bubblegum
Bazooka-zooka bubblegum
My mom gave me a dollar
She said go buy a collar
But I didn’t buy no collar
Instead, I bought some bubblegum (clap hands together over head, in rhythm with next two lines)
Bazooka-zooka bubblegum
Bazooka-zooka bubblegum
My mom gave me a five
She said go stay alive
But I didn’t stay alive
Instead, I choked on bubblegum (clap hands together over head, in rhythm with next two lines)
Bazooka-zooka bubblegum
Bazooka-zooka bubblegum