Three campers on stage. One is the royal king, sitting in his throne, surrounded by his two loyal servants guarding him.
King: “Bring me my royal paper!”
Guards: “Yes, your honor, right away! Bring the first one up”.
One camper walks on stage and offers the king a giant scroll.
Camper 1: “Your honor, here is your royal paper”.
King: “That is not my royal paper! Bring me my royal paper!”
King grabs the scroll and throws it off stage. Camper 1 hurries off stage. Next camper walks on stage and offers the king a notebook.
Camper 2: “Your honor, here is your royal paper.
King: “That is not my royal paper! Bring me my royal paper!”
King grabs the notebook and throws it off stage. Camper 2 hurries off stage. This continues with different campers bringing various paper items. The last camper will bring a roll of toilet paper.
Camper 2: “Your honor, here is your royal paper”.
King: “THANK YOU, exactly what I was looking for”.