Cast: Doctor, three Dads
Doctor: Mr. Thompson, congratulations. You’re the proud father of twins!
Thompson: What a coincidence — I come from Two Mountains!
Doctor: Mr. Smith, you now have triplets!
Smith: That’s quite astonishing!
I come from Three Rivers! Third father faints; doctor revives him.
Doctor: Mr. Smart — what’s wrong? Your wife hasn’t even given birth yet!
Smart: I come from Thousand Islands!