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Cast: Doctor, three Dads

Setting: Hospital

Doctor: Mr. Thompson, congratulations. You’re the proud father of twins!

Thompson: What a coincidence — I come from Two Mountains!

Later —

Doctor: Mr. Smith, you now have triplets!

Smith: That’s quite astonishing!

I come from Three Rivers! Third father faints; doctor revives him.

Doctor: Mr. Smart — what’s wrong? Your wife hasn’t even given birth yet!

Smart: I come from Thousand Islands!

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